Im in so much pain, yet I can't stop laughing at what you just said! Lol Ouch, ok enough whippings!
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Sparda's rejected son
DreadnoughtDT
It's a wet noodle, it doesn't hurt. XD
Sparda's rejected son
You'd be surprised! >_<
DreadnoughtDT
Oh don't be such a baby. I might have to sic Midna on you. 
Sparda's rejected son
In woman form?! Please do! 
DreadnoughtDT
Nah, as an imp. Cuter that way.
Sparda's rejected son
There goes the wood! >_<
DreadnoughtDT
lol Personally I like her in both forms, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I have learned, for the most part, to look past physical form.
Sparda's rejected son
You have MUCH to learn my child...
Lol Jk XD
Lol Jk XD
DreadnoughtDT
Oh shush, I find friggin' dragons physically attractive, I already know there's plenty wrong with me. XD
And I'm older than you, aren't I?
And I'm older than you, aren't I?
Sparda's rejected son
Nay, check my bio my friendly dragon-man.
And I find a certain demon fox chick to be attractive! I raise your wrongness, by going all in! Royal Flush.
And I find a certain demon fox chick to be attractive! I raise your wrongness, by going all in! Royal Flush.
DreadnoughtDT
Demon fox? I know not who you speak of, unfortunately. I prefer the nicer girls to be honest.
Sparda's rejected son
Behold Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate's Nine Tailed Fox!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/X0aGZ6T9RwI/maxresdefault.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/X0aGZ6T9RwI/maxresdefault.jpg
DreadnoughtDT
Ah. But she looks human. Which is actually a turn-off for me, because I'm sick in the head apparently. ._.
Sparda's rejected son
Haters gonna hate the pole dancing paladin. Even this is too human you say?! I'm stick stuck on the implications of human, demon fox, sex. >_<
DreadnoughtDT
Her actual species is irrelevant to me, it's the fact that she looks human that's a turn-off. ^^;
Note: Does NOT stop me from having a girlfriend IRL. I am just attracted to her personality, not her physical form.
Note: Does NOT stop me from having a girlfriend IRL. I am just attracted to her personality, not her physical form.
Sparda's rejected son
Lies! Its all about physical! PHYSICAL!!! Lol Jk
DreadnoughtDT
Feh. I even find this attractive, somewhat: http://s28.postimg.org/mi2gxiwbx/Synth_Safe.png
So yeah, I am insane. *babbles incoherently*
So yeah, I am insane. *babbles incoherently*
Sparda's rejected son
I can't tell its sex! 0_0
DreadnoughtDT
He's male. ^^; I just meant something like that as an example.