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Microcron: I imagine it's going to get interesting soon.
*a big rumble cab be felt coming from some distance away feeling like a small earthquake*

Angelus: Uhhhhh... >.>

Microcron: yeah there's something about Sira.
Axl: she's 5300 feet tall... Over a mile.
Sister: and she likes dragons. ^_^

Legna: Ohhh wonderful.
Angelus: .________.

Cyan: unfortunately this planet doesn't have a special shield which shrinks ultaplexians down to 120 feet.
Sira: *from outside* hello?

Angelus: Oh great guardian spirits...
Legna: I have seen a lot of things in my time, but that... Is the first that has left me wordless.

Cyan: you know what's worse than a young ultaplexian girl? An angry one.
Sira: anyone here? Are you hiding?

*the dragons exchange glances and whimper*

Axl: that was a cue for you two to go out and meet her. You know don't want the whole building coming down.
*the ground shakes slightly as Sira taps her foot*

Legna: No, especially since this is our home... *the two dragons fly outside*

Sira: *notices the little dragons* d'aaw look at the little dragons. ^_^ they're so tiny and cute!
*the two looked up to see a giant 20 looking woman with long strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes. Wearing a pink tank top, blue bellbottom jeans that almost reach the ground and black socks with pink toe and heel*

*the dragons' jaws drop*
Legna: Oh my...

Sira: you look shocked... Ooh it's because my bra isn't it? *readjusts it* sorry it's a little too small.
Axl: well that reaction was actually pretty casual compared to most

Angelus: Well... We just kinda... Don't know what to say.

Sira: *holds out her hand* come here you little cuties. ^_^

*they blush and land on her gigantic hand*

Sira: *she holds them close to her face and gently strokes them both with the tip of her finger* Aaaw I just want to smuggle you home as my tiny dragons. ^_^ what are your names little ones?

*they are surprised at how gentle she is*
Legna: I-I'm Legna, and this is Angelus...

Sira: hello Legna, hello Angelus. *gently pushes them up against her lips kissing their entire body and covering them in lipstick* I know it's sudden but if you're so lonely here, why don't you come live at my house? ^_^

*they blink and shake off the red fluid*
Angelus: Uh, s-sure?