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Microcron: it was a joke. I'm basically just more stuck.
Glaser: well not really a pla . But we all know that Alyxi's feet absolutely stink and that Axl would absolutely love to be able to do something else with Alyxi other than sniffing them. So why not give the little soldier the one purpose of trying not to pass out near her feet.

Atlas: joking, but hey now you can chain me to parts of your body. I also ordered a slave for them to share.

Yolana: Oh. Heh, I see. X3
Zanni: Heh, alright...
Shina: *grins* Heh heh heh. Awesome.

(that's alot of heh's)
Soldier: *manages to get up after stumbling around a bit*
Glaser: well Axl will be pleased.
Axl: what do you mean sniff them again? >_<
Atlas: what now?
*all of a sudden a pod falls out of the sky and the giant door flies open and as the dust clears the shadow of the hulking armored being reveals themself to be... Microcron's sister.*

Everyone: *eyes widen as they look over* Uhhh...

Sister: hey guys! ... Why is everyone looking at me? Did I crash in the wrong place? Oh ****...
Microcron: you're in the right place you idiot. -_-
Sister: oh cool a dragon with a talking sock!
Microcron: un-****ing believable

Yolana: Oh wow...

Sister: since when can dragons talk? Ooh wait you have boobs, are you a prostitute dragon... They are so implants.
Microcron: everyone, meet... My sister. -_-
Atlas: ...right *continues worshiping Shina*
Soldier: *limps over to Alyxi's feet by Zanni's command*

Alyxi: What do you want?
Yolana: I-implants?! Bitch, these are all natural! *she squeezes them*

Sister: Whoa dragon got attitude. *whispers to Axl* what's up with the fake dragon lady?
Soldier: private Ulysses, sent here by the dragon called Zanni to fill in for your little pets foot worship. -.-

Alyxi: Oh really? Then get to it.
Yolana: *very annoyed*

Axl: yes! No more foot smelling. *massages her ass*
Ulysses: *sniffs her feet and licks the dirt off her socks* >_< oh god she was right, they do smell the worst.
Sister: *walks in front of Yolana and looks at Microcron glued to her sock*

Yolana: What? -_-
Alyxi: *murrs as she's pampered by the two*

Sister: why is my bro glued to your foot?
Microcron: whatever you're going to do, Yolana. Do it soon before you become brain dead.
Ulysses: *kissing and licking her foot* how long do I have to do this?

Hey, no offense, but I think we should start up another scenario. This one has gotten a little stale.

I know, I also had a feeling you would say that quite a while ago.

Yeah, I kinda kept it going because I was a little worried you were too into it to wanna stop. ^^;

I really don't mind, I didn't want to carry on because I was afraid you didn't like it. >_>

Ahh, I see... I suppose we should think of something new then?

Well I have no ideas. I just been thinking up an alternate Glaser which is more sinister, evil and just plain creepy.