Yolana: Hehe... Yes, very true.
Zanni: Nah. I'm not the type to do that.
Zanni: Nah. I'm not the type to do that.
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Laurence Barnes
Microcron: god darn it, it would have been funny. .-.
Glaser: not today midget ¬_¬ *snuggles between her boobs*
Glaser: not today midget ¬_¬ *snuggles between her boobs*
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: Well I gotta be different from those three goofballs somehow.
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: I'm starting to like you already. I just need to get used to taking orders... So what shall we do?
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: You any good at giving massages?
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: *looks at his mechanical hand* yeah, I've been told I'm good. Why? Your feet tired? Need me to relieve some muscles?
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: Well, my personal trainer quit on me yesterday and I feel sore as hell.
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: well I'm here to serve. ¬-¬ ... So why did she quit on you? Anything you're not telling me?
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: I wasn't paying her enough, apparently.
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: she probably thought she was entitled to more for some reason. So where shall I start your massage?
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: *flexes her breasts* Here maybe?
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: *starts to massage her breasts* so since I don't have my abilities, how about a deal? I remain as your eternally faithful pet/slave/servant and you protect me from anything that wants to kill me.
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: That sounds perfect. *she pets his head with a finger* My pet.
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: *rubs his head against her finger while he continues to massage her* my mistress.
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: Aww... *she smiles gently*
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: *finishes up on her massage* so, where am I sleeping?
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: You've got a choice. Between my luscious boobs, or my plush buttcheeks.
Laurence Barnes
Glaser: hmm between your plush buttcheeks. ^_^ as long as I don't get trapped in there.
DreadnoughtDT
Zanni: You won't be, I promise. *she places him there*
Microcron: he won't, after all I have my beautiful girlfriend to protect me right? ^_^