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Zirra: We did not know you existed.

Didn't know that the emperor exs- .... What planet is this?

Zirra: *looks mildly skeptical* Do I have to tell you?

Well I've obviously never been here before or someone here would know me.

Zirra: This is the planet Aether. Not a very fitting name for such a backwater place, though. It's a rogue planet. No sun, instead we built weather machines to keep it working.

Well I'll have to get this planet in the charts... So I'm assuming you don't know who i am?

Zirra: No. Our planet only just passed into this galaxy a couple hundred years ago, back when people stopped charting.

Glaser: I am Glaser mal bennerido, one of the last surviving mions and emperor of the alphaverse.

Zirra: I see... It's surprising that you missed our planet, then.

Glaser: it's a big alphaverse. So anything good about this planet.

Zirra: Hmm... Well, we're rather technologically advanced for a backwater planet, but that's about it.

Well since you've pretty much been missing from the alphaverse i could supply your planet with my grade of technology

Zirra: Would you be able to teach us how to use it?

(Wow, I got into the dumbest argument with my friend just now. I showed him a pic of Dante's DDT from DMC2 and said it looked like it had a dragon snout, and he said it didn't, so we argued about it. >.<)

Glaser: i unfortunately don't have the time. So Microcron will help you instead *a small humanoid clad in green armour standing about 100th of zirra's size*
Microcron: *looks up at zirra* hmm
Glaser: have fun you two *teleports*

(wow best argument in the world there XD who won?)

(Neither of us. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130301211936/devilmaycry/images/9/97/Majin_Form_%28gameplay%29_DMC2.png There's the pic, in case you want your two-cents.)

Zirra: Oh my... *she bends down to look at him*

Microcron: *tries to look as emotionless as possible as she gets closer to him * uuh hello.

Zirra: *she tilts her head* I was about to say the obvious, but I figure you get it a lot, so I'll keep my muzzle shut.

Microcron: ... *zirra sees a note attached to his back*

(just made my mum pay some money for more internet so I could talk to you so she might try and kill me soon)

(lol...)

Zirra: *looks at the note*

Glaser: apologies for the sudden leave but i have important matters to attend to. Microcron doesn't know anything of the technology but recently he has been some what of a nuisance, so do what you will with him anything you want he's yours for the time being. He's also an idiot i trick him into stuff all the time.
microcron: so what's it say