I don't hate the heat, the heat hates me D: Seriously, even on days with a nice breeze, the heat will still try and wear me down.
What?! Have you not tried a snow cone? They're amazing! Especially all the different kinds of flavored syrup you can choose from
I don't really have it often enough to really have one to be honest, here in England it's easier to find http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slush_%28beverage%29 rather then snow cones.