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Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
*spits on your face and eats skittles*

There's your jelly, now like it!...*runs off quickly*
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Wait, you want jelly, or sword?...
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
*licks it off* Huh. I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women...

I don't want jelly! I WANT SKITTLES AND PIZZA!! >:O Sword please?
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Eww, you licked off my spit? Maybe if you were polite a bit more, women would run the other way, not away from you...

You want skittles? I suppose I can share with you, just this once...*offers skittles* But the sword, you want me to make it?...Cut me some slack here dude!
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
Hey, for a guy who's been bathed in blood before, it's no big deal. And yeah, maybe so...You ever dated a demon before?

AWWW YEEUH. You're too kind. *opens hands* Okay, I'll give you some time. XD
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Eeeeh, soso, a couple halfbreeds, nothing major, cept they all tried to eat me at one point so they all dead...

*pours skittles in his hands* Well, since I got time, Ima think I'll make some popcorn...*wanders off to kitchen*
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
Not bad. Don't worry, I won't eat you...hehe

Thank you! *chills near kitchen counter* These...are..delicious. Stylishly delicious. Just the way I like it.
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
You better not, otherwise you can taste the edge of my blade...haha, just kidding!
*serious face*
But seriously, don't mess with me...

*continues making popcorn*
Hey, how you like your popcorn? Butter or sweet?...
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
*stares at it and feels how sharp it is* That's a nice blade ya got there. Don't worry, I won't...yet. Just kidding (or am I)? Fufufu... XD

Um, it doesn't matter...Try butter? We'll be sharin' anyways.
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Careful now, wouldn't want ya to have an accident now would we?...

*finishes popcorn*
Okey dokey, butter like you said it would be...
*goes into garage to make sword*...
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
Oh, I'll be fine. I'm carefree!

Maybe the sword can wait? ^^ *jumps and lays on couch with bowl of popcorn* LET'S WATCH BAD GIRLS CLUB! Ha! Just kidding. Um, any suggestions?
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
*walks back into lounge and sits on lazy boy*

Wanna watch RE Retribution?...
*I just saw that last night, pretty good*
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
Get comfy!

Sure. I heard it was good. Never saw it though! Just start whenever you're ready...
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
*sits upsidedown in chair and starts movie*

Only one bad thing about this movie, there'll be another one after it, eventually...
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
*puts popcorn in your mouth for you* Heh!

Oh really? Huh. What do you think of the RE films in general?
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Thanks for that...

In general? They're not bad, but I am a little disappointed with Damnation...
*just watched that one too today*...
I like the fact Mila is one bad ass chick, and even when her powers are taken off her, she still kicks butt...
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
No problem babe. *continues feeding*

I agree. I thought they could've done a little better with Afterlife though. Don't you?
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
In two minutes I will brb.
Chimera Khaos
Chimera Khaos
Now, when I watched that, I was absolutely ****ed at how short it was and that there was yet, another movie going to be released after it...
Still like the badass axe guy in it...XD
Chibi Dante
Chibi Dante
*fees more*

They kinda messed Wesker up IMO. Yeah it was a bit short lol.