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Watching "Mank" on netflix.
Suuuuuure it is for the writing...Work, relaxing, researching what happens to a body when it's injured in specific ways (how it's treated, what makes it worse, etc. ...for the writing).
Stupid idiot. *laughs*Realising, slowly, with great embarrassment, that it wasn't the can opener that was the problem today.
The can was upside down.
That's not the worst of it.Stupid idiot. *laughs*
J/K. To be fair, I had a similar situation, but the design of the can can play tricks on the mind.
Then, you must be a real idiot. *laughs again*That's not the worst of it.
I was yelling at the can opener, stabbing the lid of the can with anything sharp, complaining about whoever broke the can opener so that it doesn't work any more...I ended up hurling the can opener into the bin and prying a gap larger enough in the partially-opened can to tip out the baked beans.
Then, to get the last of the beans out, I turned the entire can upside down and saw that I had been trying to open the bottom all along.
The real kicker?
The top of the can had a ring pull on it.