I'm not sure whether laughing is an appropriate reaction, but I trust you not being serious in thisIf that cat bites me one more time I'm getting a bin bag, a couple of bricks and I'm introducing her to the canal
(Quoting me at our pet snake: "If you poop in your water bowl AGAIN and make the whole living room smell like this, I'll make a nice belt out of you"
He hasn't stopped doing that. And I still don't have a snake belt.
Instead it's a joke in our house. May I proudly present: Our pet snake who has invented a Water Closet.)