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Anyone have a good joke?

How bad are Meg's jokes?

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  • Please stop

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  • No really stop

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Meg

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I thought it'd be fun to have a thread where people can post random jokes they've seen or thought of. I'm quite a fan of terrible puns. My personal favorite is "plateaus are the highest form of flattery." :laugh:

I also pulled a prank on one of my close friends and co-workers by saying "I got a new job cleaning mirrors; it's something I can really see myself doing." She was not happy with me.

So yeah any jokes you have, please post! OH! Riddles too! Riddles are fun. :D
 

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Would the future of the DMC franchise be a good one, or just in poor taste? :tongue:

Okay then, here's a decent one:
"What did the stolen teacup say?
...I've been mugged."
 

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Would the future of the DMC franchise be a good one, or just in poor taste? :tongue:

Okay then, here's a decent one:
"What did the stolen teacup say?
...I've been mugged."
:laugh::laugh::laugh: I love it!
 

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So, when I was 12 I saw a cow for the first time. I was making such a big deal about it, then one of the girls finally had enough and was like "Oh my god we get it, can you shut up?" to which I said "Gee, don't have a cow" everyone laughed.
 

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(Shamelessly lifted from )

A wife walks in on her husband playing Call of Duty...

"The house is still filthy! I thought I asked you to sweep the house!" she says.

"I did" replied the husband, "I found no hostiles!"
 

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i got this one i made a long time ago beautiful meg
what did the cat think about
when he saw a baseball player
he thought cat in a hat :cool:


i have another one i made midway upon the journey of my life
what is the best part of the little mermaid,s body
her legs :p:)


i made up another one have any of you know about the jhonny cage movie
well is easy it has another name this movie
face off :p
 

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I never met a person who could hold a fart so long they could float.

Joke I heard as a kid and still to this day I cannot tell why it makes me laugh.
 

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I got knock, knock jokes.
But that's all I got, and ain't nobody got time for dat.
 

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Most jokes I know are Mexican jokes so...

I told a feminist a joke once.

My trial begins on Monday.
They'd linch me and I'm Mexican.

Mexican jokes are crude, offencive, raunchy, inappropriate and pretty hysterical so I don't think any of thems would qualify as kosher.

And so, since all the jokes I know would offend those sensitive ears of gringo college students so much it would give them cancer here's something a bit more wholesome... ish...

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why doesnt the devil eat pizza
because he doesnt know how to cry yet
 

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The wife to the husband:

-Tomorrow is our 20 years anniversary. Can we cook the pig?
-Why? It's not his fault.

...yeah.... can't think of anything better right now. All the other jokes I know are very offensive. (and funnier unfortunately)
 
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