Raylita
DVSKat
*Barbie Girl Theme Sing*
Ray: What the heck?! Nevermind....Welcome back people!!! I'm your hostess Ray!!
Audience: *Claps and cheers*
Ray: On todays talkshow, I would like to welcome two new co-hosts of mine, Darcy and Victor!!! *Motions towards the door and they walk out.*
Victor: Hi.
Ray: *Blushes and looks away*
Darcy: Hello.
Ray: Hiya! Please, take which ever seat you like.
*They sit on either side of me*
Ray: To recap on the last talkshow, I held a DDR contest and the Bunny and the Cell Phone faced off and now I'll have Darcy announce the winner!
Darcy: *Pulls out an envelope* Don't you think you're taking this a bit to seriously?
Ray:What? I can't be blamed if I want to add suspence to my talkshows.
Victor: She has a point.
Ray: Thank you!
Darcy:*Sighs and opens the envelope* The winner is....its a tie.
Ray:*Sarcasitcally* Aren't you a bundle of joy.
????: Did someone say bundle of joy?
Victor and Ray: Uh oh. *Looks at each other then looks at Darcy.*
Darcy: That better not be who I think it is.
*The Jester pops out.*
Jester: Why what a beautiful place this is. Nice to meet you, I'm the Jester. *Grabs my hand and kisses it.....EW!!!!*
Ray: *Rubs my hand on the seat, trying to get the germs off.*
Jester: Now, lets have a bit of fun!!
Darcy: Hell No!! *Attacks the Jester.*
Dante: *walks on stage in a chicken outfit.*
Everyone but Darcy and The Jester:
?!
Dante: Please...Don't ask. *Glares at the Jester*
Ray: Ummm.....I'm completely lost for words.
Victor: Maybe we should try not to have a fight on the set.
Ray: I don't know, I been thinking about that and I thought it would give me some rating but nah.
Darcy: Would you just go and DIE!!
Jester: But dearie, if I do that, who would be here to annoy you?
Dante: It would be better if you weren't here to annoy us.
Victor: Ok we need to stop fighting right now! *Steps in between everyone* Right Ray. Ray?
*The Hostess's chair is empty and no one knows where Ray has gone to*
Victor: Where'd she go?
*Darcy and The Jester continue to fight.*
Dante: Hey Victor! Can you help me out of this chicken costume?
Victor: Why are you wearing in the first place? Did the Jester make you wear it?
Ray: No, he lost a bet with Lady and he has to wear that for the rest of the show. *While eating popcorn.*
Victor: *Jumps* Where'd you go?
Ray:I was hungry and the fight was getting interesting so I thought I could go and get some popcorn. Popcorn? *Holds the bag out to Victor.*
Victor: *Sighs* Why not? *Sits besides me and begins eating the popcorn.* Can I ask you something Ray?
Ray: Sure. *Eats popcorn and watches the fight.*
Victor: Why'd you blush when I walked in.
Ray: *Chokes on popcorn.*
Dante: Don't die on us, we need someone to host this talkshow. *Sits down like a chicken.*
Ray: *Clears throat* If you hadn't notice,.....your hair is pink....with...I can't say it. *Trying to hold back laughter.*
Victor: With what?!
Ray:*Pulls out a full length mirror from my desk.*
Victor: *Looks at the mirror and screams* WTF!?!?
Dante: *Jumps at Victors' voice and runs off stage, leaving an egg where he was sitting.*
Ray: *Looks at the egg* Wow he really is a chicken.
Victor: *Runs off stage.*
Ray: Well I guess this is it for DMC Talkshow, See ya next time!
Ray: What the heck?! Nevermind....Welcome back people!!! I'm your hostess Ray!!
Audience: *Claps and cheers*
Ray: On todays talkshow, I would like to welcome two new co-hosts of mine, Darcy and Victor!!! *Motions towards the door and they walk out.*
Victor: Hi.
Ray: *Blushes and looks away*
Darcy: Hello.
Ray: Hiya! Please, take which ever seat you like.
*They sit on either side of me*
Ray: To recap on the last talkshow, I held a DDR contest and the Bunny and the Cell Phone faced off and now I'll have Darcy announce the winner!
Darcy: *Pulls out an envelope* Don't you think you're taking this a bit to seriously?
Ray:What? I can't be blamed if I want to add suspence to my talkshows.
Victor: She has a point.
Ray: Thank you!
Darcy:*Sighs and opens the envelope* The winner is....its a tie.
Ray:*Sarcasitcally* Aren't you a bundle of joy.
????: Did someone say bundle of joy?
Victor and Ray: Uh oh. *Looks at each other then looks at Darcy.*
Darcy: That better not be who I think it is.
*The Jester pops out.*
Jester: Why what a beautiful place this is. Nice to meet you, I'm the Jester. *Grabs my hand and kisses it.....EW!!!!*
Ray: *Rubs my hand on the seat, trying to get the germs off.*
Jester: Now, lets have a bit of fun!!
Darcy: Hell No!! *Attacks the Jester.*
Dante: *walks on stage in a chicken outfit.*
Everyone but Darcy and The Jester:
?!Dante: Please...Don't ask. *Glares at the Jester*
Ray: Ummm.....I'm completely lost for words.
Victor: Maybe we should try not to have a fight on the set.
Ray: I don't know, I been thinking about that and I thought it would give me some rating but nah.
Darcy: Would you just go and DIE!!
Jester: But dearie, if I do that, who would be here to annoy you?
Dante: It would be better if you weren't here to annoy us.
Victor: Ok we need to stop fighting right now! *Steps in between everyone* Right Ray. Ray?
*The Hostess's chair is empty and no one knows where Ray has gone to*
Victor: Where'd she go?
*Darcy and The Jester continue to fight.*
Dante: Hey Victor! Can you help me out of this chicken costume?
Victor: Why are you wearing in the first place? Did the Jester make you wear it?
Ray: No, he lost a bet with Lady and he has to wear that for the rest of the show. *While eating popcorn.*
Victor: *Jumps* Where'd you go?
Ray:I was hungry and the fight was getting interesting so I thought I could go and get some popcorn. Popcorn? *Holds the bag out to Victor.*
Victor: *Sighs* Why not? *Sits besides me and begins eating the popcorn.* Can I ask you something Ray?
Ray: Sure. *Eats popcorn and watches the fight.*
Victor: Why'd you blush when I walked in.
Ray: *Chokes on popcorn.*
Dante: Don't die on us, we need someone to host this talkshow. *Sits down like a chicken.*
Ray: *Clears throat* If you hadn't notice,.....your hair is pink....with...I can't say it. *Trying to hold back laughter.*
Victor: With what?!
Ray:*Pulls out a full length mirror from my desk.*
Victor: *Looks at the mirror and screams* WTF!?!?
Dante: *Jumps at Victors' voice and runs off stage, leaving an egg where he was sitting.*
Ray: *Looks at the egg* Wow he really is a chicken.
Victor: *Runs off stage.*
Ray: Well I guess this is it for DMC Talkshow, See ya next time!
