Dante and Donte's Inferno (Evil Twins)

[berto]

So there is this new show on ID (Investigation Discovery, a true crime channel) called evil twins. Well tonight's new episode is about two identical twins who commited a mass killing on a robbery gone wrong and the twins were named, I Sh!t you not, Donte and Dante Hall and ofcourse the name of the episode is called Dante and Donte's Inferno.

I just thought it was hilarious and ya'll should know.

 

[XDmC12345X]

Ok so does one have floppy white hair and one have a black mohawk?

 

[berto]

They were black and children of a substance abuser.

 

[Loopy]

:lol: That's too funny!

So, which is which

 

[XDmC12345X]

:lol: That's too funny!

So, which is which

I think hollow costumes would be cool

 

[BLACKSWIPE]

Thats hillarious!!!

 

[Railazel]

*sigh* As a black person, I take offense to the fact that those kids parents didn't give them better names? Well, Dante's fine, but Donte? Really? They couldn't do something just a little more creative? Like name him Virgil or something.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Wow. That's some funny sh!t! But who would name their kid Donte though?

 

[XDmC12345X]

Wow. That's some funny sh!t! But who would name their kid Donte though?

Dont(e) know

 

[berto]

*sigh* As a black person, I take offense to the fact that those kids parents didn't give them better names? Well, Dante's fine, but Donte? Really? They couldn't do something just a little more creative? Like name him Virgil or something.

Dude, that is the very first thing that I said after the laughter dies! What kind of uncreative ass%$^* names their identical twins such bad names. Dante and Vergil I'd go for but that but id you want D names than the ist is infinite, Dante and Domenique, Dante and Daniel, or how about Dante and Dino. Just get creative!

 

[Railazel]

Dude, that is the very first thing that I said after the laughter dies! What kind of uncreative ass%$^* names their identical twins such bad names. Dante and Vergil I'd go for but that but id you want D names than the ist is infinite, Dante and Domenique, Dante and Daniel, or how about Dante and Dino. Just get creative!

And it would be horrible if the parents had an accent.

"Yo! Donte!"

Twins: "Yeah?"

"No, not you Donte. I want Donte."

 

[Demi-fiend]

I think this thread should have a pin-up simply due to all the shocking coincidences in there. (Dante and Donte, the twin thing, and the fact that they (sorta) had New Dante's rough upbringing. Kind of.

I'm not calling him Donte... I'll call Old Dante Dunte... 'cause to me, he's done.

I said, "to me". Not "done" as in it's pure fact that he's over.

 

[IncarnatedDemon]

 

[berto]

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[Martius]

The Wheel of Dante must turn; all are redeemed in the cleansing agony of birth, death, and rebirth. This is the Engine of Life, the purifying rhythm of the universe, to which all souls are irresistibly drawn.

 

[berto]

Them words pertee.