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Glaser: so he can get to the planet. The boy needs to abide by the law so take everything from him and punish him if he is bad.
Microcron: what? *holding his armour*

Crane: Oh dear...

((...))

Glaser: do it. I'll be watching. *fades* don't worry you can still do your ass... Stuff.

Microcron: *looks up at them, hugging his armour*

((You alright man?))
Samanya: *gently removes the armor from his grasp, then sits on him*

((yeah nevermind))

Microcron: hey my armour. Give me my precious. *gets smooshed* now you have to carry me everywhere

Samanya: I suppose I do. *smirks*

Microcron: *squeezes out from underneath her then quickly puts a pistol in his pocket* you've taken everything... *clearly has many gadgets stored in his clothing and backpack*

Crane: Uh, you okay there?

Microcron: what do you mean am I okay? I'm perfectly fine. *keeps his back to them*

Samanya: Uhm... You're acting really weird... *she turns him around*

Microcron: no no no! *his backpack splits and all his gadgets, weapons and alcohol falls out* ..... Hehe ^_^

*Samanya and Crane exchange glances, then grin at each other* Heh heh.

Microcron: heh heh? *nervously steps back with no idea of what they will do*

*they both place him between them, and then both crush him between their asses*

Microcron: no you're crushing my stuff!
Glaser: hey, Microcron. If you're not too busy being punished I have found a way you can go out with multiple people or objects legally.

*the two larger beings look to Glaser curiously*

Glaser: *starts looking through a book* it brings up a lot of rubbish but I'll get to the point. To go out with multiple people legally without cheating on either is to be their property. In other words just say you are their property and pow. I took the liberty of doing it to Yolana and these two for you.

Microcron: ooh... So uh... *looks up at the two looming giants* would you... Like to go out with me?

*they both smile at each other, then to him* Yes~

Glaser: don't you think Yolana will mind?

Microcron: nope, because I plan on asking her to marry me... Soon. *smiles then hugs and makes out with their rears in turn*

*they moan gently and purr, relaxing as he makes out with their heavenly asses*