If you have heard this one than stop me kratos, Dante and new dante walk into a bar and then the video game version of Dante alighieri goes in with his date, bayonnetta
And then Nothing happened next because I could not come
up with anything funny
You already have.
1) Dante Alighieri is on a date with Bayonetta (what the hell happened to Beatrice?).
2) New Dante is actually walking into a bar with Kratos and hasn't ****ed him off yet (because the dude looks like he can **** anybody off).
Now to finish your story:
Kratos, the two Dantes, Alighieri, and Bayonetta walk into the Ultimate Hardasses Bar, where all the most badass and epic video game characters meet. All of the most famed characters are seated in a circle with a single chair in the middle. The new Dante sits in that chair.
"Alright listen, kid." The original Dante says, "You're new here, you understand? And you're already causing a fuss." All the other characters nod their head in agreement.
"So here's what's up," Bayonetta interrupts, "there's this new guy named Asura about to come into town and he's a pretty hot guy. He's a demi- god, which makes him powerful enough already, yet he's kicking the crap out of all the other gods around him. The only two God- killers here are myself and Kratos. However, you are rumored to be an up and coming God- killer yourself."
"So here's the deal," Dante speaks, "I'm a demi- demon, you're an angel/demon hybrid, which makes you a crap ton alot more powerful than me. I'm already getting my butt whooped by Kratos and Bayonetta, so I need you to step me up. You understand?"
"Yeah, I'll do it." The new Dante says nervously.
"Good, so I only have one question to ask..."
"Yeah?"
"Are you a virgin?"
"Yes..."
"Then all hope is lost...."
"I feel pity for you, Dante." Kratos pats the original Dante on his back.
"Don't rub it in, Kratos."
